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[18 Dec 2006|06:19pm] |
1. NAME:
Peter Hicks
2. ROCK STAR NAME: (first pet & street you grew up on )
Chelsea Becker
3. "FLY Guy/Girl" NAME: (first initial of first name, first three letters of your middle name)
P-Ale
4. DETECTIVE NAME: (favorite color, favorite animal)
Blue Kimodo Dragon. Lol I was watchin' Beastmaster today...
5. SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, city where you were born)
Alexander Muskegon
6. STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, first 3 letters of mom's maiden name)
Hic Pe Whi
7. SUPERHERO NAME: ("The", your favorite color, favorite drink)
The Blue Dr. Pepper
8. NASCAR NAME: (the first name of your grandfathers)
Slick Ken, Yes!
10. WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (father and mother's middle names )
Gerald Elaine, what the fuck
11. PORN STAR NAME: (middle name, first car you owned)
Alexander Celebrity II
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[18 Jun 2006|01:08am] |
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I'm beginning to let my mind wander and now nothing really seems important, and I can't stop it.
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[07 May 2006|04:58pm] |
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So I bought a new video iPod today. Kind of have buyer's remorse because it pretty much made me broke. Oh well, shit goes down.
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[14 Dec 2005|08:41pm] |
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WHO THE FUCK TOLD MY DAD ABOUT THE PROPEL BOTTLE!!!!!!!!!!!!I don't know why but he's freaking out about it and it looks like no parties for a while.
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| Winter Drumline |
[05 Dec 2005|09:17pm] |
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I'm sorry to those whom I may have offended by not doing winter drumline. It's nothing personal, I just wanted some more time for myself.
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[13 Oct 2005|10:02pm] |
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I just finished watching Kingdom of Heaven. That movie is pretty frickin' sweet and it really makes you wonder aboot human beings.
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[12 Oct 2005|10:17pm] |
I am 16% Emo. Okay... so I'm not emo at all.. I am probably not even goth, because goths are just messed up emo kids... I am probably a metal head... or into boy bands...
No wonder me and spat always argue.
Mr. Richardson said paste today. As in Mr. Corbin and him pasted the geese they were hunting.
He also said, "There's junk flying all over the room, and you guys are playing with each other's bags"
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[03 Oct 2005|10:30pm] |
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Sorry aboot the virus everyone. I got it from Sean Nienhouse. He's the Judge Redford responsible.
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[27 Sep 2005|09:41pm] |
Why We Love Children
1. A kindergarten pupil told his teacher he'd found a cat, but it was dead.
"How do you know that the cat was dead?" she asked her pupil.
"Because I pissed in its ear and it didn't move," answered the child innocently.
You did WHAT ? ! ?" the teacher exclaimed in surprise.
"You know,"explained the boy, "I leaned over and went 'Pssst!' and it didn't move."
2. A small boy is sent to bed! by his father.
Five minutes later...."Da-ad...."
"What?"
"I'm thirsty. Can you bring drink of water?"
"No, You had your chance. Lights out."
Five minutes later: "Da-aaaad....."
"WHAT?"
"I'm THIRSTY. Can I have a drink of water??"
I told you NO! If you ask again, I'll have to spank you!!"
Five minutes later......"Daaaa-aaaad....."
"WHAT!"
"When you come in to spank me, can you bring a drink of water?"
3. An exasperated mother, whose son was always getting into mischief,
finally asked him "How do you expe ct to get into Heaven?"
The boy thought it over and said,
"Well, I'll run in and out and in and out and keep slamming the door
until St. Peter says, 'For Heaven's sake, Dylan, come in or stay out!'"
4. One summer evening during a violent thunderstorm
a mother was tucking her son into bed.
She was about to turn off the light when he asked with a tremor in his voice, "Mommy, will you sleep with me tonight?"
The mother smiled and gave him a reassuring hug.
"I can't dear," she said. "I have to sleep in Daddy's room"
A long silence was broken at last by his shaky little voice:
"The big sissy"
5. It was that time, during the Sunday morning service, for the children's
sermon. All the children were invited to come forward.
One little girl was wearing a particularly pretty dress and,
as she sat down, the pastor leaned over and said,
"That is a very pretty dress. Is it your Easter Dress?"
The little girl replied, directly into the pastor's clip-on microphone,
"Yes, and my Mom says it's a bitch to! iron." < /SPAN>
6 When I was six months pregnant with my third child, my three year old
came into the room when I was just getting ready to get into
the shower. She said, "Mommy, you are getting fat!"
I replied, "Yes, honey, remember Mommy has a baby growing in her tummy."
"I know," she replied, but what's growing in your butt?"
7 A little boy was doing his math homework. He said to himself,
"Two plus five, that son of a bitch is seven.
Three plus six, that son of a bitch is nine...."
His mother heard what he was saying and gasped, "What are you doing?"
The little boy answered, "I'm doing my math homework, Mom."
"And this is how your teacher taught you to do it?" the mother asked.
"Yes," he answered.
Infuriated, the mother asked the teacher the next day, "What are you teaching my son in math?"
The teacher replied, "Right now, we are learning addition."
The mother asked, "And are you teaching them to say two plus two, that son of a bitch is four?"
After the teacher stopped laughing, she answered, "What I taught them was, two plus two, THE SUM OF WHICH, is four."
8. One day the first grade teacher was reading the story of Chicken ! Little
to her class. She came to the part of the story where Chicken Little tried to warn the farmer. She read, ".... and so Chicken
Little went up to the farmer and said, "The sky is falling, the sky is falling!"
The teacher paused then asked the class,
"And what do you think that farmer said?"
One little girl raised her hand and said,
"I think he said: 'Holy Shit! A talking chicken!'"
The teacher was unable to teach for the next 10 minutes.
9. A certain little girl, when asked her name, would reply,
"I'm Mr. Sugarbrown's daughter."
Her mother told her this was wrong, she must say, "I'm Jane Sugarbrown."
The Vicar spoke to her in Sunday School, and said,
"Aren't you Mr. Sugarbrown's daughter?"
She replied, "I thought I was, but mother says I'm not."
10 A little girl asked her mother, "Can I go outside and play with the boys?"
Her mother replied, "No, you can't play with the boys, they're too rough."
! The little girl thought about it f or a few moments and asked,
"If I can find a smooth one, can I play with him?"
11. A little girl goes to the barber shop with her father.
She stands next to the barber chair, while her dad gets his hair cut,
eating a snack cake The barber says to her, "Sweetheart, you're gonna get hair on your Twinkie."
She says, "Yes, I know, and I'm gonna get boobs too."
The last one is by far the best.
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[26 Sep 2005|03:07pm] |
if you read this,
even if I don't speak to you often,
you must post a memory of me.
It can be anything you want, it can be good or bad,
just so long as it happened.
Then post this to your journal. See what people remember about you
Do it Judge Redford.
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[08 Sep 2005|09:28pm] |
1:: Where did we meet?
2:: Take a stab at my middle name...
3:: How long have you known me?
4:: When is the last time we saw each other?:
5:: Do I smoke?
6:: Do I believe in God?
7:: When you first saw me what was your impression?
8:: My age?
9:: Birthday?
10:: Color hair?
11:: Color eyes?
12:: Do I have any siblings?
13:: Have you ever been jealous of me?
14:: What's one of my favorite things to do outdoors?
15:: What's one of my fav. things to do indoors?
16:: Do you remember one of the first things I said to you?
17:: What's my favorite type of music?
18:: What is the best feature about me?
19:: Am I shy or outgoing?
20:: Would you say I am funny ha ha or funny sarcastic?
21:: Am I a rebel or do I follow all the rules?
22:: Would you consider me a friend, an acquaintance, or a good friend?
23:: Would you call me preppy, slutty, average, sporty, punk, hippie, glam, nerdy, snobby, or something else?
24:: Have you ever seen me cry?
25:: If there were one good nickname for me what would it be?
26:: Are my parents still together?
27:: If I had broccoli stuck in my teeth would you tell me?
28:: Do I drink and/or do drugs
29:: What is my worst fear?
30:: Are you going to post this and see what I say about you?
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[31 Aug 2005|11:08pm] |
I give in I have nothing better to do
Girl: hey baby i want to show you....
Boy: ( cutting her off ) ugh i'm so mad!
Girl: why? whats wrong ?
Boy: ugh everything
Girl: explain baby
Boy: just lost a championship game,
parents flipped out on me for no reason,
and im catching a cold
Girl: well hey there will always be other games,
you know ill take care of you when your sick,
what your parents flip about ?
Boy: they are making me pay them for a car repair
Girl: is it alot of money?
Boy: no it just sucks
Boy: but hey i dont feel well im going to go lay down
Boy: bye
Girl: wait i want to give you some...
Boy: cant it wait til tommorow ?
Girl: yeah sure
Girl: bye
Boy: bye
2 hours later a friend of hers asks her to go for a drive ...she goes.....
her friend swerved to avoid a truck....hitting a tree instead
her friend was killed instantly....shes in critical condition
This is the conversation between her sister and her boyfriend
Sister: omg ( crying )
Boy: what? whats wrong ?
Sister: my sister...your gf was involved in a major car wreck
Boy: is she ok ?!?!?!?
Sister: shes in critical condition
Boy: i'll be there in 10 minutes
He shows up to the hospital room ...standing outside the door
going over the last conversation in his mind over and over as he
heard the machines beep and beep and breathing tubes pump
Boy: she wanted to give me something or tell me something
Girls mom: yeah this...
it was an envelope smelling like she did sealed with a kiss in lipstick
he opened it.....
it said ..... your everything to me....i love you with everything i am
and everything i have...i want to spend the rest of my life with you
sealed in it was a ripped movie ticket from the first movie they went to
and the first picture they took together
he kissed the picture as a tear fell from his face onto the picture
it looked as if in the picture she was crying
then the machines flatlined....3 minutes later she was pronounced dead
If you have any heart...any soul...or want to be happy you will repost this.
if you care for someone ...do not let something like this ever happen
Post this in the next 200 seconds and you WILL have THE best
day of your life THIS SATURDAY. You're number one *love* Will
either kiss you, ask you out, or call you or better. If
you break this chain you will have a lousy day on Saturday
I hate you Dan.
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[20 Aug 2005|01:08am] |
So since everyone is updating with their schedules, I feel I should do the same.
1.AP Physics-Richardson
2.Strength Training-Kunn
3.AP Chemistry-Hansen
4.Band-God
5.AP Calculus-Milder
6.English 12-Kraley
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[24 Jul 2005|11:49pm] |
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Well this weekend was fweakin' coolest weekend ever. Kyle's cousins and friends are extremely, out of respect I won't say hot, super duper attractive. Cannonball was right about Rusty. He is the fuckin' shit. Kyle has some fun and interesting relatives. I see where everything comes from when I am around them. Lots of fun stories of things that happened on the canoe trip, so ask if you'd like to hear.
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[19 Jul 2005|12:20pm] |
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[14 Jul 2005|08:12pm] |
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Come to my dad's around 830. If you are coming bring swimsuit for hot tub. Come late even if yo uare going to other things tonight.
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[06 Jul 2005|11:15pm] |
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Well I went to see the Styx concert today. I don't think that I've ever seen someone rock out on the keyboard as much as their guy did. I saw Dan and Erika there. Not to mention Megan and Kelli. It was pretty cool. I was a little surprised that they didn't play the whole of Mr. Roboto. I was also surprised not to see Matt being arrested for trying to sneak in.
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[14 Jun 2005|11:51pm] |
Your Deadly Sins
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Sloth: 40%
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Lust: 20%
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Pride: 20%
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Wrath: 20%
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Envy: 0%
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Gluttony: 0%
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Greed: 0%
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Chance You'll Go to Hell: 14%
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Well the last part is right.
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[04 Jun 2005|11:46am] |
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Hey everyone, party at my dad's house tonight. Come around 8. Bring a swimsuit and towel. Any questions call 744-8117
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